Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Farts? It must be good.

I haven't even read this article, but a story with the words "fart tax" in the headline must be good. Hey, how come urbanites don't have to pay for their farts?

Further Rumblings Over Rural 'Fart Tax'

Thursday, July 26, 2007

An Interview With JK Rowling

This is just about one of the most adorable things I've seen -- little kids asking JK Rowling questions about Harry Potter. She is my hero. No spoilers here.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Old People Don't Laugh

This article confirms everything I've ever experienced. How many times have you been sitting watching TV with someone over the age of 65 when they utter, "Well, I didn't think that commercial was very funny." It was funny. You're just old.

Get The Joke? As You Age, You May Not

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Top 10 Kick-Ass Girl Songs

10. Sarah McLaughlin -- Building A Mystery
On the list just for the line, "You're a beautiful f*cked up man." Yeah, I feel that.

9. Fiona Apple -- Criminal
Just kicks ass. So what if she was 12 years old when she wrote it.

8. Dixie Chicks -- Goodbye, Earl
Look out for the Dixie Chicks, man. Don't cross 'em. Especially you, Jason Lee.

7. Tina Turner -- anything
Tina Turner will kick your ass by accident. Any song.

6. Jewel -- Carnivore
Less known, but packs a graphic punch. "I'll never trust my pink fleshy heart to a caaarr-nivoooooore." Yeah.

5. Carrie Underwood -- Before He Cheats
Man, these country girls...don't mess with them. They'll key your car and stuff you in the trunk.

4. Rilo Kiley -- Does He Love You
I've never felt sorry for the other woman before . It's all your fault, you man!

3. Evanescence -- When You're Sober
I listen to this song just to hear the anger in her voice.

2. No Doubt -- Just A Girl
That's my kind of sarcasm.

1. Alanis Morrisette -- You Oughta Know
I listen to this song for two weeks straight during my freshman year in college. You know, during my strike against men.

What did I miss?

How Not To Avoid Jury Duty

Or, how to get jury duty and a perjury charge on the same day!

"I'm a habitual liar."

"Are you lying to me now?"