tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82408558648897338372024-03-05T06:34:17.937-05:00Scribble SlingerSlingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-52474999266238500042008-02-22T18:52:00.003-05:002008-02-22T18:58:46.278-05:00Martin out on Law & Order....nooooooooooooo!Ugh, <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20179207,00.html">Jesse Martin is leaving "Law & Order."</a> Doh! The chemistry's going to be all messed up now. I like Anthony Anderson in comedy...not so sure about him on "Law & Order."<br /><br />At least we still have Detective Lupo. <embed allownetworking="all" allowscriptaccess="always" src="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/47bf61912fc20841" width="384" height="316" quality="high" wmode="transparent" id="W47bf61912fc20841" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-53401110691263110742008-02-21T21:11:00.004-05:002008-02-21T21:14:39.141-05:00Don't forget the Boyz II Men lyrics<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.fox.com/dontforget/"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimalPtlWD43jN_YBn8jckDNufyAAx9qU7onGqcQ4bQbCb7Wwy39iCb72YXiH1NxYj5aZzjyirri4mnLCVgMrc1HHyOzk_d_iVPYtvh1pkAz_BWIepmGY2Yr2tbg46X5OXKcI1_48Z1SsLq/s320/lyrics.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5169621616095270706" border="0" /></a>Boyz II Men are the contestants on <a href="http://www.fox.com/dontforget/">"Don't Forget The Lyrics" </a>tonight. It's sad. It means I'm old and they're washed up.<br /><br />I need my real shows back! And Wayne Brady just needs to get back to comedy.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-62495107345490811932008-02-18T12:32:00.001-05:002008-02-18T12:34:25.713-05:00Damn you, John Mayer.I swear we're still broken up, but this makes me laugh.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HABcHWCLgOY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HABcHWCLgOY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-21449859194813970962008-02-18T12:24:00.002-05:002008-02-18T12:31:32.589-05:00I'm sure I have Amnesia, too.Sadly, <span style="font-style: italic;">Deal Or No Deal</span> has been feeling really appealing to me lately. I'll feel a little bit better watching the new game show I just saw an ad for, <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Amnesia/">Amnesia</a>. Getting Dennis Miller back on TV, good.<br /><br />In this show, contestants are asked questions about their own pasts. In the commercial, the show brought out five women in wedding dresses and asked the male contestant to pick out his wife's wedding dress. The expression on his face -- spanktastic.<br /><br />I'd face <span style="font-style: italic;">Jeopardy, The Weakest Link</span>, even the lie detector test show. There is no way I'd ever go on this show. The last thing I need is for everyone in the country to know about my swiss cheese brain.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-63502259529950220572008-02-09T17:41:00.000-05:002008-02-09T17:47:28.675-05:00Just gimme my book.What is going on with service workers lately? Is there some kind of touchy-feely mandate going out from management? Get to know your customers?<br /><br />Last month, I was in a bookstore buying the book "P.S. I Love You," and the woman checking me out shared, "Oh, I loved this book because I'm a widow, too." Wow -- thanks. Awkward. What am I supposed to say to that? "Oh, I'm sorry. How did he die?" I wouldn't, though, because that would be prying into a STRANGER'S life.<br /><br />Today I was buying a new cell phone and the guy helping me out noticed the photo of my dog on my wallpaper. "My dog has diarrhea." WHAT??? Those words actually came out of his mouth. Two points for hotshot sales guy -- that's disgusting <span style="font-style: italic;">and</span> I don't care. Is that really the image a salesperson should be putting in a customer's head to make the sale?<br /><br />In summary, be nice, be friendly, but don't overshare. Make the sale and let me get back to my life!Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-91744656178281386292008-01-07T19:15:00.000-05:002008-01-07T20:41:21.501-05:00During flu season, you'll find me at the Minute Clinic<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2H9Vec7dsvvgZQG2uMz9T-uVFG8iusMHg2JWFjIrZBaenVH3a9ny9m3321ZfHySlvdp9ecMw87TFafV8_hfGhJgvz2mj_oRpkPYN0A21UP1XXfUbX6kQJ3ZXiToB_DQ-FsguATk3jR6zq/s1600-h/minuteclinic.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2H9Vec7dsvvgZQG2uMz9T-uVFG8iusMHg2JWFjIrZBaenVH3a9ny9m3321ZfHySlvdp9ecMw87TFafV8_hfGhJgvz2mj_oRpkPYN0A21UP1XXfUbX6kQJ3ZXiToB_DQ-FsguATk3jR6zq/s320/minuteclinic.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152914748622059938" /></a>Since there's not much TV to talk about (Desperate Housewives. Eh.), let's talk flu shots. I put off getting mine until this weekend, and kept thinking, <span style="font-style:italic;">There's some drug store you can get them at now</span>. <br /><br />And you can. I got mine at the <a href="http://www.minuteclinic.com/en/USA/">Minute Clinic</a> at CVS. These places are awesome. A registered nurse was staffing the clinic this weekend, but physician's assistants also work there. They can diagnose and prescribe for strep throat and sinus and bladder infections, as well as give a variety of vaccinations. No line, no waiting, no doctor's office. And branded bandages. <br /><br />Love it. Next year I'll be first in line.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-67188270849994034762008-01-02T22:59:00.000-05:002008-01-02T23:10:05.610-05:00Law and Order: Back From The DeadIf you knew how much I love Law & Order, you would know how much it killed me to watch it going down the TV tubes. Tonight was it's last chance with retooled staffs in both the precinct station and the courtroom. And it was awesome. <br /><br />Two words -- Jeremy Sisto. His Cyrus Lupo uses less brawn and more finesse than any other cop on Law and Order and he was mesmerizing. <br /><br />And the tension between newly minted Executive District Attorney Jack McCoy and Blackberry-toting ADA Michael Cutter was so much more sincere than the angst between Detective Ed Green and his partner played by Milena Govich. Now we'll see how many episodes we have before the writers' strike catches up with us.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-393090624676311332007-12-17T20:17:00.000-05:002007-12-17T20:18:32.836-05:00Slapbet on How I Met Your MotherSlapbet. Classic. I miss new TV. Get back to work, writers. Or help me figure out how to form a magazine editors union. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JtkYcOknQwo&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JtkYcOknQwo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-83197675724308970512007-12-12T15:38:00.000-05:002007-12-12T15:40:25.739-05:00I was just wondering how pregnant women keep their balanceFunniest headline of the year. Thanks, Yahoo!News!<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071212/sc_livescience/womenevolvemorespinetocarrybabies">Scientists discover how pregnant women keep from tipping over</a>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-23512022018570907532007-11-12T19:38:00.000-05:002007-11-12T19:48:49.084-05:00Chuck Scene - Before The Writers' StrikeThis one's for Ann-Marie....Chuck begging Sarah to tell him something, anything, about her. Other than the fact that she doesn't like olives on her pizza. Awwwwwwwwwwwww!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qnRvpHDuoYs&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qnRvpHDuoYs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-64007270468279233892007-10-20T21:51:00.001-04:002007-10-20T22:03:15.022-04:00Nanowrimo....I've changed my mind, of courseSo on December 1 last year, I counted my blessings that I still had my job, my husband and my sanity. And I promised I wouldn't participate in <a href="http://www.nanowrimo.com/">Nanowrimo 2007</a>. Ooops. I just can't resist.<br /><br />So I'm going to write until I panic-attack out. Only problem is I don't have a plot. I'm sitting here buried in writing prompts and motivational tools. Something I read that was interesting is to write about someone who's reputation is tied up in an inaitimate object.<br /><br />This sucks because the last two years I had a really good idea of what I was going to write before I started.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-37418795814133858592007-10-20T14:47:00.000-04:002007-10-20T14:50:15.436-04:00Cadbury GorillaThis is just silly. I love it. And YouTube.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="366"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdVoc8FXhz0&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zdVoc8FXhz0&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="366"></embed></object>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-70143129065338477362007-10-17T18:37:00.000-04:002007-10-17T18:42:18.781-04:00My favorite stories of today<p class="MsoNormal">Everything always happens on one day. In no particular order...</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayoflife/10/16/bride.flowers.ap/index.html">Bride sues over flower color</a><br />It’s very important. Pastel is very different from rust. And for $27,435.14, you should get what you ordered.<br /><o:p></o:p><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250371/">Henry from Ugly Betty was in a movie about <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Tonga</st1:place></st1:country-region>.</a><br />He was also one of the leads on that show “Out of Practice” with the Fonz, “A Life Less Ordinary” (the movie I saw on my first date with my husband) and Jake 2.0. Henry is adorkable. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hFzxF7XLwi7Il2DVEE6la0NVo--gD8SAP1MO0">Stephen Colbert to run for president</a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://reubenmiller.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/10/stinker-poll.html">People hate clean Americans</a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,302528,00.html"><o:p></o:p>Swearing in the workplace boosts morale</a><br />Only they call it ‘taboo language.’ And it’s true.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a href="http://digg.com/videos/people/John_Mayer_argues_about_Ron_Paul_to_the_Apple_commercial_guy">Dude, John Mayer is an ass</a><br />Who gets into a fight over Ron Paul? With the Mac guy!<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><a href="http://digg.com/television/Fans_react_strongly_to_Prison_Break_s_beheading_of_Sara_Tancredi">Prison Break has jumped the shark</a><br />Why did Sara lose her head? </p>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-434173944846559722007-09-16T22:37:00.001-04:002007-09-16T22:39:35.470-04:00The lonely toothbrush<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkZaFxLmn4lSje7Wn2y2ST_7kFWFpZ40SdNh3IagQd6hxm4sSyv_5J2L7nTGxy1Ofj0WtMBYyEU0juy_cosG3aqkMxppUlYNAKi9b2IRWwxfHHLPjh2T7xNvAkE-UXNMdwzL_ZjwKQbORu/s1600-h/DSCN3157.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkZaFxLmn4lSje7Wn2y2ST_7kFWFpZ40SdNh3IagQd6hxm4sSyv_5J2L7nTGxy1Ofj0WtMBYyEU0juy_cosG3aqkMxppUlYNAKi9b2IRWwxfHHLPjh2T7xNvAkE-UXNMdwzL_ZjwKQbORu/s320/DSCN3157.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110996898177285346" border="0" /></a><br />This makes me sad.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-50538823972711958652007-09-13T21:53:00.001-04:002007-09-13T22:03:32.827-04:00Have you ever written your Congressperson?You should know how to contact our Congress. You know there's something you feel strongly about.<br /><br />Find out <a href="http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm">how to contact your Senators here</a>.<br /><br />Find out <a href="http://www.house.gov/writerep/">how to contact your Representative here</a>.<br /><br />For instance, there's a bill called the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act which will require Insurance Companies to cover a minimum 48-hour hospital stay for patients undergoing a mastectomy. It's about eliminating the 'drive-through mastectomy' where women are forced to<br />go home just a few hours after surgery, against the wishes of their doctor, still groggy from anesthesia and sometimes with drainage tubes still attached.<br /><br />Here's a form letter you can use. Write on behalf of yourself or a woman you care about.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">In January 2007, Senators Olympia Snowe (R-ME) and Mary Landrieu (D-LA) and Representative Rosa L. DeLauro (D-CT) reintroduced the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act of 2007 (S. 459/H.R.758). The bill would allow a woman and her doctor to decide whether she should recuperate for at least 48 hours in the hospital or whether she has enough support to get</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">quality care at home following this emotionally and physically difficult surgery.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">I ask for your support on this important legislation. </span><br /><pre><tt><tt></tt></tt></pre>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-28555608598227413732007-09-11T22:04:00.000-04:002007-09-12T13:30:00.861-04:00I hate football<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHLILBa1m20M7LnEr4ZVkHk5Yf8WSEtld3Ifv20v-DjAC8PeN8kbsQR96FRCiBtjXVymATQLGW1lXnWNAExVH_0oEdX9OC4Oau-lD3o7s6FK4gpLEDoGM7moB1RbECxMX3NlSAmJeuFGOr/s1600-h/jets_helmet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHLILBa1m20M7LnEr4ZVkHk5Yf8WSEtld3Ifv20v-DjAC8PeN8kbsQR96FRCiBtjXVymATQLGW1lXnWNAExVH_0oEdX9OC4Oau-lD3o7s6FK4gpLEDoGM7moB1RbECxMX3NlSAmJeuFGOr/s320/jets_helmet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109134647602379986" border="0" /></a><br />I can't stand football and yet I always seem stuck in front of a TV on Sunday during the season. The thing that bothers me is these guys can't keep their helmets on. Every time I look up from my laptop or my book, there's some guy's head sticking out of a pile-up with no helmet on, like a turtle's head coming out of its shell. And even when these guys do keep their helmets on, they're getting paralyzed.<br /><br />- The referees make up calls as they go<br />- The testosterone-laden frenzy guys get worked up into<br />- The fact that the guy that runs with the ball always runs into high-traffic areas<br /><br />UPDATE: <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si_blogs/scorecard/daily_list/2007/09/most-confusing-football-penalties.html">Sports Illustrated agrees with me!</a>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-89005534747710225422007-09-03T15:16:00.000-04:002007-09-03T15:18:27.422-04:00Stewie Tells Us How To Write A NovelAs someone who's won Nanowrimo, I recommend Stewie's advice on how to write a novel. This cracks me up.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mJDt2CMjmiY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mJDt2CMjmiY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-48121081426584053492007-08-21T11:46:00.000-04:002007-08-21T11:48:27.852-04:00They're Smoking Crack, I'm Smoking Crack<p>I'm watching Platinum Weddings on WE. I have to admit it to tell this story. The bride's name is <a href="http://www.we.tv/shows/PlatinumWeddings/episodes/7304551">Mili Icecreamwala</a>. That's what the graphic said. I'm still not even sure that wasn't someone trying to make fun of her name. And her wedding cost $1.2 million. So we're both smoking crack.</p>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-79440780864474582542007-08-19T21:50:00.000-04:002007-08-19T21:53:45.786-04:00Stick A Fork In Me...I tease my husband that ever since he's become more of a manager-type, he's started talking like a press release. But honestly, he's started talking more like <a href="http://www.squidoo.com/businesscliches/">this, Seth Godin's Encyclopedia of Business Cliches</a>. My favorite has always been "highly leveraged."Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-57616583313867884912007-08-19T21:31:00.000-04:002007-08-19T21:43:11.214-04:00Local News Hires Stupid Woman To Anchor NewsTons of things are bothering me lately about the media, but just the previews for <a href="http://www.fox.com/anchorwoman/">Anchorwoman</a> have me squirming. They've hired her because she's beautiful and they know she's an idiot. Give me a break. Seriously. I hope I never have a daughter and have to try to explain television and Hollywood to her. And what it means to be a real woman, an adult or have a brain, with so many bad examples everywhere.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-56294528543154327922007-08-19T16:39:00.000-04:002007-08-19T16:41:01.940-04:00J.K. Rowling's On A Comeback<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293722,00.html">Report: 'Harry Potter' Author J.K. Rowling Working On Crime Novel</a><br /><br />I knew she couldn't say away from writing. It's like a disease. And a crime novel? This is like combining my favorite television (Law & Order) with my favorite books. Let's hope it's true. Tee hee.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-12919252800800061862007-08-17T09:08:00.000-04:002007-08-17T09:09:22.231-04:00Does Anyone Have Something Good To Say About The iPhone?It seems like everyone is realizing, one at a time, they don't want the iPhone anymore. Channel 3 reports problems even with the billing.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.wkyc.com/news/watercooler/watercooler_article.aspx?storyid=72804">How Many Trees Did Your iPhone Bill Kill?</a>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-16279443020737030882007-08-09T13:02:00.001-04:002007-08-09T13:04:23.278-04:00No More "Couldn't Be Reached For Comment"<a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/07/08/09/1429250.shtml">Google News Allowing Story Participants To Comment</a><br /><br />That's really cool, but also kinda scary. I don't really want the news to turn into blogs. I still like that separation of church and state.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-61749035248869479272007-08-05T18:00:00.000-04:002007-08-05T18:09:08.073-04:00How To Ask For A RaiseWouldn't you like some good advice on how to ask for a raise? How about a reality show on how to ask for one. Of course! Is it possible that no one has thought of this before? TLC is on it, and the channel has been running the commercials. But I can't find mention of it on its Web site. Tune in Tuesday, August 14th, 8pm.Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8240855864889733837.post-10069800158911903552007-08-02T17:48:00.000-04:002007-08-05T18:09:33.602-04:00Where Did The Web Come From?I'm at a conference right now on publishing with the Web. This video is just awesome. I was mesmerized. Please watch it.<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6gmP4nk0EOE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6gmP4nk0EOE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object>Slingerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18424124835766145218noreply@blogger.com0